Tuesday, October 14, 2008

my attempt @ poetry .........

SHOULD...

though i seldom remember the phase that was "us"
whenever i do, its a series of "shoulds"
while regret to me is history's misuse
with you, i must admit its all i feel

when you said hello, i should not have said hi
should have been ungracious,should never have smiled
declined i should have, never taking the ride
that inducted me into your phony sham world

connoisseur of empty, hollow lyrics
face of juvenility, puerility at its peak
now i see beneath the facade, through the veneer
should never have made the mistake that was 'you"


...saw this joke and found it hilarous.....enjoy!

Some Bible researchers interviewed Ibo, Yoruba, Hausa
& Niger Delta folks to know what they would rather
change in the Bible if they were given the chance.


The Hausa man said 'walahi talahi, the adulteress
whom Jesus asked to go should have been stoned ...'


The Ibo man said, 'Nna, I can't really understand
why Judas returned the money after selling Jesus. In short
he is not a good businessman. '


The Yoruba man said, 'Jesus should have waited just
one more day before raising Lazarus from the dead. We had
already paid for the 'aso-ebi'. At least he should
have allowed us enjoy the 'owambe' before
performing His miracles.


And guess what the Niger-Delta man (Ijaw, Itsekiri, Urobo)
said,'Ewedo, we would've kidnapped Jesus &
demanded for ransom, rather than leaving Him to be sold by
Judas Isi-carrot.

10 comments:

chi9ja said...

the poetry was nice, keep it up.
d joke was hilarious

Yewande Atanda said...

This joke is hilarious. Did u get it from Basketmouth?

Yewande Atanda said...

Sorry i forgot to comment on ur blog. Its a good one, keep it up and upload picture too.

My best regard here!

Sola Folowosele said...

ha-ha-ha-aaaa!!cant stop laughing..hot jokes, really

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

hahahaha! that joke is hilarious!

adaeze said...

lol @ d joke...
your poem is on point too...

cheers!

Temite said...

seriously laughing my black ass off. SLMBAO. Wow. Very apt description too.

temi said...

@chi9ja & adaeze....thanks..especially for d poetry comments...

@yewande....no..a colleague forwarded the joke to me..tanx for your comment..pls stop by more often

@sola..thanks bro..

@solomonysdelle...tanx for dropping a comment...much luv

@temite...thanks hon..

tinymediagh said...

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....thats for the poem.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha....thats for the joke.

tinymediagh said...

okay to be more precise...this poem sends shivers down my spine....